A teacher of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now class, observe closely the worms," said the teacher putting the first worm into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in the water as can be.
The second worm, he put into into the glass of whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a door nail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher asked.
One kid raised his hand and responded, "Drink whiskey and you don't get worms."
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